Things that truly disturb me.

Written By Lisa Cromwell

In no particular order, but here we go…

  • Other people’s yogurt.

  • Heterosexual sex scenes on TV where the man just sticks his penis inside the woman after 4 seconds of kissing. We have to stop promoting this behavior. It simply ain’t right.

  • Underwear lines.

  • How Alison sleeps in a thong every night. Psychotic.

  • The close-up picture of an ant’s face I saw last night. Chilling. Google it.

  • The way people casually litter???????

  • Remembering how I didn’t wear sunscreen the time Sara and I walked 20 miles across the city of Denver in the dead of August.

  • Cockroaches and their evil hiding places.

  • The thought of a dislocated knee. I’m gagging.

I’m sure there are loads of others, but I HAVE FALLEN ILL.

Lisa Cromwell
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