28.

The way my body crackles at age 28. These knees? It’s baffling.

I’m reminded of that “my body cracks like a glowstick” meme from a few years ago. What a perfect description. Although, as a child, I always cracked glowsticks on purpose. My body just does what it wants now. Or I may have that REALLL wrong and my body doesn’t do what it wants because it can’t. Instead, my body crackles and has visceral memories of once being the first soccer player to finish her insane sprints at one of her 5 weekly soccer practices HAHA.

Wow. Running sprints and being the first one done? And being overly proud about it, too?

Twenty-eight-year-old me could legitimately never. And she doesn’t want to. Bye!